In The Likely, Implausible, Pending, No-Chance-In-Hell, Definitely Happening Event of a Zombie Attack...

My break-neck, torn-throat analysis of horrible locations to hole up and wait for rescue.  Part 1. 

1. Rooftop 
     An exceptionally popular and expeditious way to die.  Rooftops offer a fabulous view of the ocean of undead so you can count them while they swarm about the base of your "perch," watching you!  Climb to the peak of a house, building, school, mall, whatever you want, and you have days of safety from the decaying hoards while you can work on your tan under the blistering sun.  With little rainfall and no shelter, enjoy a slow, listless existence, consisting of starvation, thirst, swollen bloated skin that comes off in sheets by day three, and a lovely continuous din from below as the zombies mill about waiting for you to become delirious and follow the imagined kitty cat off the edge of your chosen rooftop.  

In Part Two:  Remote Farmhouse...